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    8/19/2006

    男人,女人们的八荣八耻

    男人版
     
     以帮忙收拾为荣,以不做家务为耻;
     以按时回家为荣,以彻夜不归为耻;
     以公平公正为荣,以偏帮公婆为耻;
     以照顾小孩为荣,以光说不练为耻;
     以听老婆话为荣,以指挥老婆为耻;
     以温柔体贴为荣,以横行专制为耻;
     以省吃俭用为荣,以铺张浪费为耻;
    以严于律已为荣,以风流放荡为耻.
     
    女人版
     
     以饭后洗碗为荣,以不做家务为耻; 
     以按时回家为荣,以半夜不归为耻; 
    以和睦婆媳为荣,以刁难他人为耻;
    以照顾小孩为荣,以整天去玩为耻;
    以听老公话为荣,以指挥老公为耻;
    以温柔体贴为荣,以泼辣刁蛮为耻;
    以精打细算为荣,以铺张浪费为耻;
    以科学保养为荣,以乱吃零食为耻.
     
    美女减肥版
     
    以每餐少吃为荣,以偷吃零食为耻;
    以吃凉拌菜为荣,以啃炸鸡腿为耻;
    以饮品普洱为荣,以狂喝可乐为耻;
    以饭后散步为荣,以卧看电视为耻;
    以多做家务为荣,以奔赴饭局为耻;
    以上跑步机为荣,以躺按摩椅为耻;
    以坚持到底为荣,以半徒而废为耻;
    以影响他人为荣,以个人胜利为耻。
     
    做人版
     
     以积极思考为荣,以懒于动手为耻;
     以珍惜时间为荣,以虚度光阴为耻;
     以坚持原则为荣,以投机取巧为耻;
     以祥和待人为荣,以刻薄计较为耻;
     以不懈努力为荣,以半途而废为耻;
     以热爱生活为荣,以颓废奢靡为耻;
     以小心谨慎为荣,以粗心大意为耻;
    以精益求精为荣,以得过且过为耻。

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